1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,769 - wah-tah! Huh! 2 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,704 Huh! Ya! 3 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:06,640 Male announcer: And now... 4 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:14,782 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 5 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:18,086 * doong, doong, doong, doong, Doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom * 6 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,620 * raised in a noodle shop 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,589 * never seeking Glory or fame * 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,523 * he climbed a mountaintop 9 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,126 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,494 Hoo! Ah! Yah! 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,196 * kung fu panda 12 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:30,798 * doong, da-doong, doong, Shu-gong, da-doong, doong * 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:34,368 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 14 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,638 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,540 * kung fu panda 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,543 * doong, da-doong, doong-doong, Da-doong, da-da-doong * 17 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,844 * he lives, And he trains * 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,380 * and he fights With the furious five * 19 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,149 * protect the valley Somethin', somethin' * 20 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,383 * somethin', Somethin' alive * 21 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,818 Ooh, ah, ooh! 22 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,122 * kung fu panda 23 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,124 * legends of awesomeness 24 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,091 Sweet. 25 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,476 - [dramatically] The two legendary warriors 26 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,645 Strode bravely towards danger, 27 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,714 Cutting through the thick fog Like it was... 28 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,782 Soup. 29 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,585 Dangerous, evil soup. 30 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,488 The two best friends Had been through much that day: 31 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,491 An epic march, A treacherous scouting mission, 32 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,493 The nearby shop being out of Friendship bracelets, 33 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,727 And one of the two-- Unimportant, which one-- 34 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:35,496 Refusing to wear them anyway! 35 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,830 But they were about to face 36 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:41,502 Their most fearsome part yet... 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,504 Mr. Yang. 38 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,540 They must pay mr. Yang, The grumpy statue cleaner, 39 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,842 And return with their prize, 40 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,612 Shifu's favorite ruby-encrusted Statue of ugwei, 41 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,182 Which had grown dirty from The fearsome assault of time 42 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,683 And dust 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,552 And dried rice bits Dropped on it...Accidentally. 44 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,887 And with great pomp, 45 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,290 The processional proceeded To progress. 46 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,557 Never before 47 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,559 Had such a magnificent caravan Of awesomeness 48 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,261 Trekked through These hinterlands 49 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,463 Of what--of the--with-- 50 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,631 What's the word? 51 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,600 - po! - no, that's not it. 52 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,269 - po, you're doing it again. 53 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,238 Quit daydreaming out loud. 54 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,840 - well, I wouldn't do it if You'd just talk to me a little. 55 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,475 - po, we're on a mission. 56 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,776 - okay. Okay, then. 57 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,912 Just mission-critical stuff. 58 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,415 Super-important mission stuff. 59 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,582 - fine. 60 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,484 - like... [gasps] 61 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,620 What's your favorite color? 62 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,787 - [groans] 63 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,624 - for me, I guess maybe blue. 64 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,726 Yeah, it's all steely and cold, Like me. 65 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,927 Ooh, but I like red. 66 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,563 Yeah, 'cause red's all fire. 67 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,498 Hmm, of course there's yellow. 68 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:48,502 Yellow's all friendly, Like sunshine and mustard and-- 69 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:49,803 Gah, this is hard! 70 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,905 They're all so great. 71 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,774 Why can't there be one color That's so much more awesome 72 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,344 Than the other colors, It's, like, no contest? 73 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,778 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 74 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,813 It could be, like, a color You've never heard of, 75 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:03,484 Like grank or lipp or flugu Or something. 76 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,985 "Hey, hey, What's your favorite color?" 77 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,788 "Flugu." "Wow, so's mine!" 78 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,590 "Hey, nice shade of flugu." 79 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,692 "Thanks, It's my favorite color." 80 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,594 "Mine too!" 81 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,928 Might bring a little peace 82 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,830 To the...Universe. 83 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,499 No? 84 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,968 Not a fan of the flugu? 85 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,837 - I have a rule About idle chitchat. 86 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,806 I don't do it. 87 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,709 - you have a rule About everything. 88 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,743 If we're going to be Best friends, 89 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,912 Like the way I dreamed about Since I was five, 90 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,547 You're going to have to Loosen up. 91 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:36,984 - look, I say this With complete respect. 92 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,019 I don't have a favorite color. 93 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,289 I don't have A favorite mushroom. 94 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,323 - shiitake. 95 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,791 - I don't know any dwarves. 96 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,994 And when we get back, I'm taking A monthly vow of solitude... 97 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,396 Alone. 98 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,730 - fine. 99 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,865 I mean, that's how I like My solitude: alone. 100 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,368 With maybe cream. 101 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,836 - [groans] 102 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,873 In another quarter mile, We can eat that lunch we packed. 103 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:00,841 - oh, um... 104 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,576 Was that for both of us? 105 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,677 - po! 106 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,880 Hold it. Push. 107 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,685 - huh? 108 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,888 [gasps] Croc bandits. 109 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,826 - hey, there, pretty lady. 110 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:19,760 - I am a boy. 111 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,330 - he meant me. 112 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,031 - wow, that was easy. 113 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,968 - take the statue, And get the ruby. 114 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,770 - you'll take nothing. 115 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,505 Ooh! 116 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,907 - yeah. What she said. 117 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,443 Shakabu-- 118 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,877 [laughter] 119 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,412 - [sighs] 120 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,550 - looks like we're going To do this the hard way. 121 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:48,055 - get off the chain. 122 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,990 Use--gah!--leave--ooh!-- 123 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,992 Other--backhand. 124 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,834 - I'm stuck. 125 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,372 - get it off. Come on. 126 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,074 - I don't want to be a downer, 127 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,809 But we can't fight them Like this. 128 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,944 - we took an oath To protect this statue. 129 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,802 - capture them. 130 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,571 Spears! 131 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,774 - uh, got a feeling we don't Want to get captured here. 132 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,009 - I'm not changing anything. 133 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,877 I'm saving the statue. We can take them. 134 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,480 - good idea, but first... 135 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,915 Let's not die. 136 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:48,782 Don't be mad. 137 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,117 - why would I be-- 138 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,084 Oh, no. 139 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,954 [both screaming] 140 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,861 - bad idea! Bad idea! 141 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,130 - no kidding! 142 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:05,165 - try lending a hand next time. 143 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,099 Both: ooh! 144 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,134 Ooh! 145 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,102 - stop doing that. 146 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,104 - me? 147 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,806 - ooh! - [sighs] 148 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,975 You know, up close, Your face looks kind of angry. 149 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,778 Little lines right here And here. 150 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,080 - get off! 151 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,549 - ooh! 152 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,883 Ooh. Oh. 153 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:23,884 Is there a way of doing this 154 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,686 That doesn't involve kicking me? 155 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,855 - yes. 156 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,524 - ooh! Oh, I see, a new plan. 157 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,492 I was about to suggest-- 158 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,661 [screams] 159 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,163 - ooh. 160 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,565 - hold on. 161 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,699 - "Hold on"? 162 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,768 Let me explain handcuffs to you. 163 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,137 Of course. 164 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,006 [both screaming] 165 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,575 [birds fluttering] 166 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,580 - hey, thought that would be A serious bone-cruncher. 167 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,981 How about you, tigress? 168 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,483 Uh, tigress? 169 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:58,085 - [muffled speech] 170 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,087 - [screams] 171 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,155 Tigress, wake up. 172 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,157 Show me how to revive you! 173 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:07,528 Okay, not sure that works. 174 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,830 - po, when you're chained To someone 175 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,665 And you jump off a cliff, 176 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,835 Get them to agree to it first. 177 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,904 That's the protocol. 178 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,039 - there's a protocol for that? Who knew? 179 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,174 Next, you're going to tell me There's a protocol 180 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,009 For a three-foot-tall rooster 181 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,211 Holding a battle ax And a banana. 182 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,779 - approach from The battle ax side. 183 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,080 The banana's a decoy. 184 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,550 - [laughs] That's a good... 185 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,618 One. 186 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,920 Uh, right, got it. 187 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,890 I'll write that down In my log. 188 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:39,192 - oh, I can't believe We lost the statue 189 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,929 And the ruby. 190 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,597 - oh, did we? 191 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,234 Ah! 192 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,236 Uh, I mean... 193 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,704 Did we? 194 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,905 - you got it? 195 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,974 - I grabbed it When the statue fell, 196 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:54,975 Without a plan. 197 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,043 Imagine that. 198 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,646 I guess they were too busy Punching me in the face 199 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,213 To notice. 200 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,715 Losers. 201 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,751 - well, when they do notice, They'll be after us. 202 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,586 Let's head that way. - ooh! 203 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,594 - where's the ruby? 204 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,999 No, seriously--wait. No, no. 205 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,133 Where's the ru--where's the ru-- 206 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,903 Okay. Okay, all right. 207 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,104 Funny joke, guys. 208 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,739 Now give me the ruby. 209 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,575 - um... 210 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,308 We don't have it. 211 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,579 I think I saw the panda take it. 212 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,849 - that's great. 213 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,217 No, that's great, 214 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,919 That you watched that happen. 215 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,154 That's really-- You know what? 216 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,055 You've got a keen eye. 217 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:45,158 I've--did anybody Ever tell you that? 218 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,927 That's--next time, though? 219 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,128 - yeah? 220 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,064 - next time, maybe you could Stop him. 221 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:56,136 Now get that ruby back! 222 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,706 - [muttering] 223 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,641 Slow down. 224 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,009 This is kind of awesome, Isn't it? 225 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,277 Po and tigress together On an adventure, 226 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,113 Just the way I'd always hoped It would be. 227 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,815 - if you count getting Handcuffed, robbed, 228 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,150 Yanked off a cliff, and failing At the mission as awesome, 229 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,319 Then yes, it's been awesome. 230 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,622 What's next? 231 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,323 - we're going to get The statue back. 232 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,291 - oh, well, 233 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,895 We can't do anything Until we get these chains off. 234 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,232 - [gasps] I got an idea. 235 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,233 - ah! 236 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,367 - all right. 237 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,902 Pull on "Three." 238 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,170 Ready? - ready. 239 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,672 - three. 240 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,708 - I--ooh!--don't--ee!--think-- 241 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,344 Ah!--it's working. 242 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:45,152 You don't just yell "Three" When you say "On three." 243 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,854 You actually have to count To three. 244 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,321 - never heard that before. 245 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,191 Run! 246 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,192 Ow! 247 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,861 No, no, this way. 248 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,328 - why would we run that way? 249 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,330 You always break toward cover. 250 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,332 - of course, Proper fleeing etiquette. 251 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,868 I must have missed that day. 252 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,005 Whoa! Oof. 253 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,306 Do you see them? 254 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,908 - it's hard to tell. 255 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,209 - they're crocodiles. 256 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,378 It's like an alligator With a different snout. 257 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,046 - I know what they are. 258 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,385 - if you see any large reptiles, The code word is "Pudding." 259 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,688 - I think we lost 'em. 260 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,923 - we should name our adventure. Yeah. 261 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,892 You know how shifu tells The story of ugwei 262 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,894 And the fiery demons Of wu zhong mountain? 263 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,295 We should have a name. 264 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:32,399 - yeah, how about "The fiery Demons of stop talking"? 265 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,433 - oh, oh, oh! 266 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,968 We can have a song too, like: 267 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,970 * bow chicka dow ja-dong-adong, Beeee! * 268 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,405 * the furious two 269 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,207 * they're going on a rampage 270 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,241 - [whispers] Dumplings. 271 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,076 - where? [screams] 272 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,245 You mean "Pudding." 273 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,280 Ow! What are you doing? 274 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,082 You said you always break Towards cover. 275 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,384 - unless you break Towards higher ground. 276 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,754 - when did running away Get so complicated? 277 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,068 [whispers] We lost them. 278 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,269 Huh! 279 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,104 Hey, that's a nice bell. 280 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,273 See, this is the great thing About traveling. 281 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,942 You see things You'd never see at home. 282 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,845 - believe it or not, po, I've seen a bell before. 283 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,312 - I'm getting the impression 284 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,749 You're not having as good a time As I am. 285 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,285 - getting out of these cuffs Will be my good time. 286 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,988 And that bell Could cut the chain. 287 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,256 - great. 288 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,291 Time to lose the jewelry. 289 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,292 See what I did there? 290 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,393 I called the cuffs "Jewelry." 291 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,028 - yeah, I got it. 292 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,429 - uh, okay. 293 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,031 Uh, you're the planner, 294 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,301 So all the planning is covered With your plan, right? 295 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,102 - right. 296 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,337 [bell tolls] 297 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,305 - mama. 298 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,044 [bell reverberating] 299 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,980 - ahhhhhhh. 300 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,214 [yells] Did it work? 301 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,349 - shh! Keep your voice down. 302 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,785 - what? 303 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,887 I can't hear anything! 304 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,289 What words am I saying? 305 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,395 - I think they got away. 306 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,429 Argh! 307 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,363 Darn it, guys. 308 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,065 We talked about this. 309 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,135 Remember, we gave ourselves One year to be real bandits. 310 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,503 We're 11 months in. 311 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,972 If I have to go back To carving terra-cotta warriors 312 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,073 For my dad-- 313 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,475 - I am whispering! 314 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,476 - that's the panda. 315 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,146 We're back in business. 316 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,348 Eat it, dad! 317 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,549 - what? 318 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,451 - stop shouting. 319 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,322 - it is cloudy, but we need To get out of here! 320 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,324 Can you focus, please? 321 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,193 - come on; they're in here. 322 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,230 Hit it again. 323 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,264 - ooh! 324 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,465 - hit it. 325 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,835 Hit it again. 326 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,037 Hit it again! 327 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,505 Hit it! 328 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,573 Hit it! 329 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,108 Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! 330 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,044 - what's wrong? 331 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,245 - brace yourself. 332 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,412 - really? 333 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,514 [sniffs] You think so? 334 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,551 - brace...Your...Self. 335 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,955 - whoaaaa! 336 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,527 - darn it, guys! 337 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,463 Oh! 338 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,534 - I can't think. 339 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,203 I haven't eaten all day. 340 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,572 - really? We ate lunch. 341 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,241 I ate lunch. 342 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,111 I ate your lunch. 343 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,413 Right. 344 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,482 Oh, ho, ho, lookee here. 345 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,321 I'm just gonna climb up that-- 346 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,891 I'm just gonna-- 347 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,526 Big belly in the way. 348 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,464 Don't mind if I do. 349 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,003 It's time for the crazy feet. 350 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,238 Whoa! 351 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,173 - ooh! Panda! 352 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,415 I can't believe you did that. 353 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,282 Ugh! 354 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,452 All I wanted was something... To... 355 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,121 Eat. 356 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,356 - you're welcome. 357 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,361 - thanks, po. 358 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,933 - whoa, there's a lot of honey In this tree. 359 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,101 - bees produce more Than they eat. 360 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,669 - no. Huh! 361 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,038 You know a lot of stuff. 362 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,373 - I studied... For a long time. 363 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,542 - what about friends? 364 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,611 - my friends are the twins Discipline and sacrifice. 365 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,448 - I don't think they'd like me. 366 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,050 - that's okay. You'll never meet them. 367 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,317 - ha ha! 368 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,518 Oh, you! 369 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,687 You made a funny. 370 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,122 - that was funny, wasn't it? 371 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,623 It has meaning on two levels. 372 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,525 You can't meet them, because They're an abstract idea, 373 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,227 And you won't, Because you're lazy-- 374 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,695 - yeah, okay. Now you're just wrecking it. 375 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,530 - right. 376 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:01,301 - um, can I ask you something? 377 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,671 You, uh, wanted to be The dragon warrior, didn't you? 378 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:08,241 - everyone wanted to be The dragon warrior. 379 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,544 But things don't always turn out The way you think. 380 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,984 - you think ugwei made The wrong choice. 381 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,522 Okay, yeah. 382 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,191 Fire's getting a little low. 383 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,727 [fire whooshes] - po! 384 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,563 I was carving a key To get the shackles opened. 385 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,499 I worked hours on that thing. 386 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,401 - I--I thought it was firewood. 387 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,602 - you didn't think at all. 388 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,405 You never do, dragon warrior. 389 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,672 - I'm just trying to-- 390 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,175 - do what? Trying to do what? 391 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,343 Lose the statue? 392 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,644 Fumble through everything? 393 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,548 Is that the dragon warrior way? 394 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,085 Maybe ugwei did make The wrong choice. 395 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,389 - tigress, you may be A great warrior, 396 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,259 But you stink at friendship 397 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,196 And fun...Ship. 398 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,564 I'm out of here. 399 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,408 The handcuffs. 400 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,045 The honey must have slipped The cuff off. 401 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,313 Tigress, we're free! 402 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,150 Is there nothing Honey can't do? 403 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,722 Po. 404 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,258 Po? 405 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,626 [crocodiles snarling] 406 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,062 - tigress, we did it. 407 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,663 Tigress? 408 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,766 Tigress! 409 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,508 - look, you got a job to do. I got a job to do. 410 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,810 So why don't you just tell me Where the ruby is? 411 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,147 - or what? You're going to play Good croc/bad croc? 412 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,483 - you're going down! 413 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,651 I'm not playing these games With you anymore! 414 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,653 - forget it, gary. She knows. 415 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,189 - oh, okay. 416 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,825 Well, I guess I'll clean up These weapons now. 417 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,327 And it's gah-ri. 418 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,361 - ugh! 419 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,097 Crash! 420 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,132 If you don't want to tell us, Fine. 421 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,301 Then we'll do this the hard way. 422 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,602 - you already said that. 423 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,669 That's twice now. 424 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,670 - hey! 425 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,606 [stammering] 426 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808 It's--it's a good line, So shut up. 427 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:22,675 - it is a good line. 428 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,810 - now, where was I? 429 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,378 - I think you were going To yammer on 430 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,679 And I was going to do this. 431 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,648 - [groaning] 432 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,750 Darn it! 433 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,785 Oh, everybody back up. Just back up. 434 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,821 Just back up, 'cause she's got A vicious kick. 435 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,689 Oh, who didn't tie her up Below the knees? 436 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,790 Come on, guys. 437 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,592 This is basic stuff. 438 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,497 [chuckles] 439 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,765 Okay. 440 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,834 That's it. 441 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,703 I'm done going easy on you. 442 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,373 - let me guess; you're going To do it the hard way. 443 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,545 [laughs] 444 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,413 Bring it, boys. 445 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,549 Ha ha ha. 446 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,823 Prepare to be torn to pieces. 447 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,399 Huh? 448 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,734 It's facing the wrong way! 449 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,904 Wha--wait--no. 450 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,441 Roll it back out. Turn around-- 451 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,577 Keep preparing To be torn to pieces. 452 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,580 [muttering] Just hold on a second. 453 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,748 - they're everywhere. 454 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,317 I need a plan. 455 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,464 Ow! 456 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,600 - there's an intruder In the woods. 457 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,768 Find him! 458 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,406 Looks like we're doing this The hard way. 459 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,310 [groaning] 460 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,313 Darn it! 461 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,781 - po. 462 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,783 Po, listen, I-- 463 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,452 - you okay? 464 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,787 Let's get you and the statue Out of here. 465 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,923 - I'm surprised You came back for me. 466 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,758 Thanks. 467 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,760 - well, it's protocol. 468 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,929 You know, for friends. 469 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,932 On three. 470 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,767 Three! Ha! 471 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,909 - we're surrounded. 472 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,811 - you take half. I'll take half. 473 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:45,952 - I'll get the statue. 474 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,654 - I got it. 475 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,488 - po. 476 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,722 - oh, right. Sorry. 477 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,439 Huh! 478 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,474 Ha! 479 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,475 Clank! 480 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,518 - oof! Oof! 481 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,986 Welcome to the fist-ival. 482 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,854 Allow me to punch your tickets. 483 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,592 - can't...Hold on. 484 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,861 - tigress! 485 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934 - know what we need? A plan. 486 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,003 We need to do this together. 487 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,571 [metal clanks] 488 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,006 Why'd you do that? 489 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,908 - because you're right. 490 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,909 Both: together! 491 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,921 - on three. 492 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,556 Both: three! 493 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,969 - how about a little Flying panda style? 494 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,704 Ha! 495 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,610 [applause] 496 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,911 - nice job. 497 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,447 No, impressive. 498 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,050 But I've got the statue, And you've got the... 499 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,718 Ruby? 500 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,786 No, I don't think so. 501 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,920 I have it right here. 502 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,522 Look at that. 503 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,690 Ha ha ha! 504 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,624 - no! 505 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,804 - darn it! 506 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,106 - ha! 507 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,140 - huh! 508 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,675 - ha! 509 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,014 - [screaming] 510 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,116 - nice work. 511 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,951 - you too. 512 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,853 - know what? - what? 513 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,988 - ugwei did make The right choice, 514 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,790 Dragon warrior. 515 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,158 - really? Really? 516 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,793 Oh, wow! 517 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,128 I love that you just said that. 518 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,130 * digida, digida, digida da 519 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,097 * the furious two 520 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:45,965 * digida-duh 521 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,000 * dragon warrior And his sidekick * 522 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,168 * after the rampage 523 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,438 * ja jagga duka ba ba 524 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,005 - po? 525 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,674 Did you say "Sidekick"? 526 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,042 - what? No. 527 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:56,976 [laughs] It was, like-- 528 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,479 I mean-- 529 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,715 So what is your favorite color? 530 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,584 - [sighs]